FOOD NAZIS LAUNCH POGROM AGAINST BREAKFAST CEREAL ICONS

By Frederick Meekins
Web Site: http://epistolizer.blogspot.com



Posted: 15 June 2007


Copyright 2007 by Frederick B. Meekins

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This is in response to the article, 'Toucan Sam,' It Was Nice Knowin' Ya, which may be found at: http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070615/NEWS03/70615003


Rest in peace Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, and Diggem the Frog as the latest victims of the New World Order.

Kellogg's has announced its classic sugary cereals will no longer be marketed towards children.

Ironically, the very same nutrition-crazed mothers with the sunken eyes that look so weak that they couldn't do a stitch of housework backing these measures ate the very same things in their childhoods and now want to deny this pleasure to their own offspring. Interesting how it is alleged that these cartoon characters spark childhood obesity while a trio of animated condoms on the UN payroll or those Viagra and Valtrex commercials with the couples pawing all over each other strolling down a seculded beach don't titilate baser desires.